"Shower Nozzle Masturbation Material"

Good eve,

I compile lists for fun; sometimes alone in my head when I should be concentrating on what my shrink is saying, sometimes when I am volunteering at the Neurological Institute. There are rare occasions where I find random 'others' to help me. The other day, or month, whatever, I was compiling a list with a sexy 'other' I had met in a coat check closet at some swanky massage club. The topic of the list was: Films with Female Masturbation Scenes. We didn't get too far, so I thought I would let you, my friends, help flesh out this bare bone lust- I mean list.

1) Mulholland Drive
2) The Draughtsman's Contract
3) Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
4) Haute Tension
5) Secretary
6) Shortbus

7) Being There

If you can add to the list, do so, or not, whatever. For anyone that can contribute, and lives in the Montreal vicinity, and has a copy of said DVD with specific scene, and would like to make Tully here a copy, I will buy them a shot of vodka at the Miami bar on Tuesday between midnight and closing. Anyways, hooray for circular thumb pressing and random direction reversals. And as always, huzzah to the shower head; feels as good in one's hand as my peace.

Lets hope this weekend brings much scandal,

Tully